Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
— Woody Allen
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
— Jackie Mason
Though it has oft been said that money can't buy happiness, it can certainly prevent a lot of unhappiness.
— wcs
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
— e.e. cummings
If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey.
— Bo Diddley
Debts and lies are generally mixed together.
— Rabelais
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four
o'clock this afternoon.
— Henny Youngman